Oh, honey, you wanna know about the most attractive tennis players? Well, I seen a few in my day, watching that thing on the TV, you know. Lots of pretty faces, running around, hitting that little ball. Hard work, I tell ya! My old bones ache just thinking about it.

Now, that Federer fella, he’s a good lookin’ one. Always so neat and tidy. And that Nadal, he’s got that… that fire in his eyes. They some of the most popular tennis players, everyone loves them, you know. They was in a survey, most popular in the whole wide world. Can you believe it? My grandson, he loves that Nadal, yells at the TV something fierce when he plays.
- That one girl, Maria Sharapova. Oh, she’s a pretty one. Tall, blonde. She used to play, I think she still does. Hits that ball real hard. She’s one of the prettiest, that’s for sure. Everyone is talking about her, even me.
And there’s another one, Eugenie something. From Canada, they say. Eugenie Bouchard, that’s it. She’s a real looker too. Young thing, all smiles. They say she’s good at that tennis, too. Not just a pretty face, you see. Can’t be just pretty, gotta have some grit, I always say. You gotta be strong, you know? Like pulling weeds in the garden.
Then there was this other one, name start with a D, I think. Daria Kasatkina. Not as tall as that Sharapova, but still a looker. She comes from a place called…Togliatty? Sounds like a food, don’t it? Togliatty, Russia, that’s where she from. They all come from somewhere. Right-handed, they say. Hits that ball with her right hand. I use my right hand to shoo the chickens.
- Serena Williams. Now, that Serena, she’s strong. Real strong. Like an ox, that one. She can hit that ball clear across the county, I bet. She’s one of the best, they say. And you know what? She don’t take no sass from nobody. Good for her. I like a woman with some backbone. She is one of the most attractive tennis players in my eyes.
These girls, they ain’t just pretty faces. They work hard, real hard. It’s not like the old days. They show that pretty don’t mean you ain’t strong. That female tennis players can be pretty and good at something, you know? It ain’t just about looking good, oh no. Gotta have more than that. Gotta have that fire, like that Nadal fella. They show the world that women can be all kind of things, not just good at looking pretty.
I remember one time, my granddaughter, she was watching the tennis, and she said, “Grandma, I wanna be like them.” And I said, “You can, honey. You can be anything you wanna be.” Just gotta work hard, like those tennis girls. They are some of the most beautiful tennis players out there, that’s what they say.
These tennis girls, they’re like the flowers in my garden. Some are bright and bold, like that Serena. Some are delicate, like that Bouchard girl. But they all need sunshine and water and good soil to grow. And they all gotta be strong to stand up to the wind and the rain.
So, you see, honey, these attractive tennis players, they more than just pretty faces on the TV. They strong, they work hard, and they show the world what girls can do. And that’s something to admire, ain’t it? These female tennis players, they good. They good girls.
You know, back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy tennis on the TV. We had work to do. But I like watching these girls. They remind me that even an old lady like me can still learn something new. And that’s a good thing, ain’t it? Always good to learn something new, even if it’s just about some pretty tennis players.
There are so many good players. I can’t remember all their names. But they are all good looking, all strong. There are many most beautiful tennis players all around the world.