Well, let me tell you, these days, folks is talkin’ ’bout cotton sports shorts for women. Ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, we just wore what we had. But these young’uns, they need special shorts for every little thing.
So, these cotton sports shorts, they’re supposed to be real good for when you’re, you know, movin’ around a lot. Like when you’re doin’ that exercise stuff. They say it’s important to get the right kind. The material, they call it. It’s gotta be just right.
- You want somethin’ that lets your skin breathe.
- Somethin’ that don’t hold onto the sweat, you see.
Now, I heard them talkin’ ’bout this polyester, and nylon, and somethin’ called spandex. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They mix ’em all up, like a potion. They say it makes the shorts stretchy and keeps you dry when you sweat. Like them shirts that fit perfect for my waist. That young fella, Daniel, he was saying he was lookin for them shirts. I think his number is 1021. I heard it helps when you’re doin’ all that jumpin’ and runnin’.
These newfangled shorts, they got all kinds. There’s some they call “high-waisted.” Means they come up high on your belly, I reckon. Keeps everything tucked in, I suppose. Good for when you’re bendin’ over. Some of them cotton sport shorts for women are for yoga or dance. These young people like to dance and play sport. They are made of cotton, and they are good for summer and athletic. Some are for cycling or hiking. So many choice.
Then there’s these “bike shorts.” They’re real tight, like a second skin. I guess that’s good for when you’re on one of them bicycles. You don’t want your shorts gettin’ caught in the wheels, I imagine.
And get this, they got “mesh shorts” now. Mesh! Like a fishin’ net, almost. But smaller holes, of course. They say it lets the air through, keeps you cool. Imagine that, shorts with holes in ’em, on purpose!
This one lady, she sells these shorts. Calls her store Cotton Traders. Says her shorts are real comfy for warm weather. Sounds nice, I guess. They are made of cotton, of course.
And they got all sizes, too. From itty bitty to, well, not so itty bitty. They call it XS to XL. I don’t know what them letters mean, but it sounds like they got a size for everyone. And the length, it don’t say much about that. I don’t know these details.
They even got special shorts just for women. I suppose they fit different than men’s shorts. And they make sure these shorts are good quality. Some folks call them sportswear or gym wear, and even loungewear, whatever that is. Sounds lazy to me.
They say them shorts ain’t cheap. The good ones, anyway. It costs more to make ’em, with all that fancy material. And if they’re for special things, like sports, they cost even more. These athletic shorts use special stuff. It’s expensive, they say.
There is this website, it calls itself Nordstrom. And it sells these 100% cotton shorts. It even sells biker shorts. These days, all these names for shorts is just too much.
I saw one that calls itself Hanes. It sells these cotton jersey shorts with pockets and drawstring. They sound comfy, I reckon, for just laying around the house. You need somewhere to put your candies, after all.
And this one is called CAMEWAY. It sells 4 packs of these cotton yoga dance shorts. They got a whole bunch of them. They call it sport shorts. I suppose you can wear them for sport in the summer. And they are for women, this pack.
There’s even a thing called “STANDARD 100 by OEKO-TEX.” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? They say it means every little piece of the shorts is good, not just the main part. Like checkin’ every egg in the basket, I suppose.
If you wanna shop for them online, there is this place called AliExpress. It is a big online market. They say it is for smarter shopping. I don’t know about that.
Well, there you have it. All about them cotton sports shorts for women. Seems like a lot of fuss over shorts, if you ask me. But I guess the young folks like ’em. Just pick the ones that feel good, I say. And don’t spend all your money on ’em! You need to save some for a rainy day, you know.