That Mahomes boy, he sure can throw a football. I tell ya, I seen him on the TV the other day, and my jaw just dropped. He’s got an arm like a cannon, that one.
How fast can Mahomes throw a football? Faster than a greased piglet at the county fair, I reckon. Some folks say he can throw that pigskin 60 miles per hour. 60! Can you believe it? Why, that’s faster than old Bessie, my neighbor’s car, goes down the highway!
Mahomes Throwing That Ball Real Far
He can throw it far, too. They say, under the right conditions, he could probably throw it 100 yards. 100 yards! That’s like throwing it from my porch all the way to the old oak tree at the edge of the field, and then some. Lord have mercy, that’s a throw.
- He’s strong as an ox, that Mahomes.
- Got a good grip, too, I bet.
- Probably eats his Wheaties every morning.
I remember back in my day, we used to throw rocks at the crows in the cornfield. We thought we were good, but we couldn’t hold a candle to that boy. He’s something else. He makes it look so easy, too. Just flicks his wrist, and that ball goes flying like a bird. A very fast bird.
Patrick Mahomes, That Football Throwing Boy
They call him Patrick Mahomes, this football throwing boy. Plays for that team in Kansas City, the Chiefs. He’s their quarterback, you know. The one who throws the ball to the other fellas. He’s the best one they got, I reckon. Probably the best one anyone’s got.
I seen him in that draft thing they do, back in 2017. Even back then, you could tell he was gonna be special. He was just throwing that ball all over the place. The other boys couldn’t even touch him. They were just standing there with their mouths open, like they’d seen a ghost.
And let me tell you, Mahomes arm strength is a sight to behold. It is like a miracle, really. He must be doing something right. They say it has to do with science and all that mumbo jumbo, something about health and strength. I don’t know about all that, but I know he can throw that football, and that’s all that matters.
Mahomes throw football so fast, it makes your head spin. I seen him do it one time where he had all that time to throw, they call it “2.5+ seconds.” Well, in that much time, he’d be halfway down the field himself, let alone throwing the ball to someone else. He’s a wonder, that boy, a real wonder.
He’s Quick, That Mahomes Boy
He’s quick, too. Not just with his arm, but with his feet. He can run around those other players like they’re standing still. He’s like a jackrabbit, darting this way and that. I’ve seen him run faster than a chicken with its head cut off. You can see how Patrick Mahomes performs when they give him a little time to do his thing.
- He’s got good eyes, too.
- Sees things other folks don’t.
- Always knows where to throw the ball.
They say he makes the other team real nervous. They don’t know what he’s gonna do next. He’s unpredictable, like a tornado. You never know where it’s gonna touch down. That’s what makes him so good, I reckon. He keeps everyone guessing.
That Boy, He’s a Star
He’s a real star, that Patrick Mahomes. They put his picture on all the magazines and TV shows. He’s famous, you know. Richer than a king, I bet. But he seems like a good boy, though. Humble. Doesn’t let it go to his head. That’s important, you know. Stay grounded. Like a good, strong tree.
I’m proud of him, even though I don’t know him from Adam. He’s a good example for the young folks. Shows them what hard work and dedication can do. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. Even throw a football 60 miles per hour.
So, next time you see that Mahomes boy on the TV, you just remember what I told ya. He’s the best there is. And he’s only gonna get better. You mark my words. That boy is going places. He can throw a football to the moon if he wants. And I bet one day he will.