Well, well, well, look what we have here. This thing called ProFootballDoc Twitter. What a mouthful, huh? Sounds fancy, but I bet it ain’t nothin’ but a bunch of folks yappin’ about football. My grandson, he’s always on that Twitter thing. Says it’s where you get the news. News? Back in my day, news came from the gossipy neighbor, Mildred. And let me tell you, her news was always juicier than anything on this Twitter contraption.
But I reckon folks like this ProFootballDoc fella. He must know a thing or two about them football injuries. See, my old man, bless his soul, he used to play football. Tore his knee up somethin’ fierce. Couldn’t walk right for a month. We used to rub him down with that liniment that smelled like a skunk died in a barn. Didn’t help much, but it made him smell interesting. This ProFootballDoc Twitter, he probably gives better advice than that old liniment.
- This fella, he talks about injuries.
- Says when they can play again.
- Maybe he’s a real doctor, maybe not.
- Lots of folks listen to him, though.
This Twitter thing, it’s like a big party line. Everybody talkin’ at once. Hard to keep up. They talk about some “Verified account.” What in the Sam Hill is that? Sounds like somethin’ the government would do. Back in my day, if you had somethin’ to say, you just said it. Didn’t need no fancy checkmark. This ProFootballDoc, he’s got one of them, I reckon. Means he’s important, I guess. Important enough to talk about football injuries on the Twitter.
And they talk about somethin’ called “SIC Score.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d get sick from. But it’s about injuries, too. They say this ProFootballDoc knows all about it. He can tell you which teams are hurtin’ the most. My grandson, he says it helps him with his fantasy football. Fantasy football? Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But these young folks, they love their games.
They got somethin’ called “NFL Week.” Like there’s a whole week just for football. Well, I guess there is. It’s on the TV all the time. My old man, he used to love watchin’ it. He’d yell at the TV like they could hear him. Drove me crazy. But he loved it. This ProFootballDoc Twitter, he talks about all the injuries from this “NFL Week.” Says who’s hurt and when they’ll be back. He’s like a football fortune teller.
And this ProFootballDoc, he talks about all sorts of players. Anthony Richardson, Rashee Rice, Jonathan Taylor. Never heard of ’em. But they must be important if he’s talkin’ about ’em. He says when they got hurt and how bad it is. Like he’s got a crystal ball or somethin’. Maybe he does. These city folks, they got all sorts of gadgets.
They say he’s got a “Twitter feed.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d feed to chickens. But it’s just where he puts all his words, I guess. Lots of people follow him. Like he’s the Pied Piper of football injuries. They all hang on his every word. Well, maybe not every word. He probably uses some fancy doctor words that nobody understands. But they like him anyway.
- ProFootballDoc got this Twitter feed thing.
- People follow him like he’s a movie star or something.
- He talks about all the football players and their boo-boos.
- He must know what he is doing I guess. So many people follow him.
This whole ProFootballDoc Twitter thing, it’s a bit much for me. I prefer my news from Mildred. But I guess it’s good for the folks who like football. They can find out who’s hurt and who’s not. And they can all talk about it together on that Twitter thing. It’s like a big ol’ coffee klatch, but about football injuries. And that ProFootballDoc, he’s the king of the coffee klatch.
21 days from initial injury. What that means? I don’t know, my bones hurt all the time. Doctors these days, they know everything. This ProFootballDoc on Twitter, he seems knows a lot. People talking about him, so many people, like bees around a honey pot. It is crazy.
This ProFootballDoc, he talks about some fight, too. Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson. Don’t know who they are, but it sounds like a ruckus. He talks about it like he knows what’s goin’ on. Maybe he’s a fight doctor, too. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? A doctor for football and fights. He’s probably got more degrees than a thermometer.
This world is crazy these days. Everyone is on the internet, talking and talking. This ProFootballDoc Twitter is just another thing. But I guess it’s good for folks. Like that Mildred’s gossip, but about football. If you need to know about football players boo-boos, this is the place, I guess. This old lady is going back to her rocking chair, though. All this talk about the ProFootballDoc Twitter and football makes my head spin.