This here NFL fantasy football thing, it ain’t working right. I tell ya, I been trying to get it going, but it just sits there. It’s like my old mule, Bessy, stubborn as all get out. NFL fantasy not working, that’s what I keep saying.
I heard from the neighbor, her grandson, he’s always on that computer, said something about a “video” on the “YouTube”. He said it’s supposed to help. But what do I know about that fancy stuff? He said it tells you how to fix the NFL Fantasy App not working, or crashing. Sounded like a bunch of hogwash to me. But I guess these young folks know about these things.
They say, “choose how far back you want your browsing history cleared.” Now, what in tarnation is a “browsing history”? Is that like when I go through my old photo albums? And then they say “reopen the browser.” What’s a browser? Is that like opening the window to let some fresh air in? This is all too confusing. They also say something about turning “content blocks off” in something called “SAFARI”. Sounds like some kind of wild animal park to me. I ain’t messing with no animals!
My other neighbor, she says her boy, he’s real good with these phones, he says it might be the “server”. What’s a server? Is that like when I serve up my famous apple pie? Or maybe it’s like the “internet connection” is bad. Like when the phone line goes dead during a storm. Why can’t I get into NFL fantasy? That’s the question I keep asking. Maybe the whole darn thing is just broken.
- They say to go to your phone settings.
- Then you pick something called “Cellular”.
- Then you scroll down, like when I’m scrolling through my seed catalogs.
- You find the app, whatever that is.
I tried all that, but nothing. Maybe it needs a good whack, like my old TV. Sometimes that worked. But this phone thing is too small to whack. I might break it. Then I’d really be in a pickle. NFL fantasy football app down, I guess I will just have to wait.
Another thing I heard was about “joining your league”. Sounds like some kind of club. They say to tell your “League Manager” to send an “invitation”. Like a party invitation? And they say to check your “email”. I get letters in the mailbox, not on this little phone thing. It seems very complicated to me, and I still don’t know why can’t I get into NFL fantasy.
If you don’t get the email, they say to try a different one. Like using a different mailbox? This is all too much. Maybe I should just stick to my knitting. At least that works.
And what about this “*”? They say it’s “UP” and “reachable”. Is that like reaching for the top shelf in the pantry? And they say to check for “local outages”. Like when the power goes out during a thunderstorm?
It’s all a big mystery to me. NFL Fantasy App not working. This whole thing is more trouble than it’s worth. I just wanted to play that football game, but it’s like trying to herd cats. Impossible. Maybe I’ll just go bake a pie. That always makes me feel better.
I just want this darn thing to work. This NFL fantasy not working is just a headache. I remember back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy gadgets. We just played outside. Maybe these kids should try that sometime.
This whole thing is just a mess. If you are having issues with NFL Fantasy App not working, I can’t help you. I tried my best to make it work, but I just gave up. It’s just like everything else these days. Too complicated. Too many buttons. Too many things that can go wrong. It’s a wonder anyone can make anything work anymore.