That DJ Khaled, he’s something else, ain’t he? I seen him on the TV the other day. He was tryin’ to play basketball. Lord have mercy. He was bouncin’ that ball all over the place. He thinks he’s a real basketball player, that one.
He was at some big basketball game, I reckon. Lots of folks watchin’. He was tryin’ to show off, you know. He was dribblin’ that ball, goin’ between his legs and all that fancy stuff. But he weren’t no good, not really. My grandson, he’s ten, he can play better than that DJ Khaled.
They call it a “Skills Challenge” or somethin’. Sounds silly to me. Basketball is basketball, ain’t it? You either got it or you don’t. And that DJ Khaled, he don’t got it. He’s better off stickin’ to his music, I reckon. That’s what he’s famous for, not for playin’ basketball.
He was wearin’ some fancy shoes, though. Real bright and colorful. Probably cost more than my whole house. And his clothes, all flashy, like he always does. He likes to show off, that one. Always has. He’s got that big ol’ belly, tryin’ to play basketball. He looked like a fool, but I guess he don’t care.
Some folks online, they was sayin’ he’s got “great basketball skills.” Ha! Great skills? They must be blind. Or maybe they just like him ’cause he’s famous. That’s how it is these days. People like you just ’cause you’re on the TV or the internet. Don’t matter if you’re any good at anythin’.
I seen some numbers too. Lots of folks watched him, apparently. 52K views, they said. Whatever that means. And 260 likes. Must be a lot of people likin’ him, even though he can’t play basketball for nothin’. And 31 shares. Sharing it all over the place, I guess. Spreadin’ the word about that DJ Khaled and his terrible basketball skills. Or what they call skills. It is what it is.
He was at some other thing too, somethin’ about a fella named Antonio Brown. Don’t know who that is, but sounds important, I reckon. DJ Khaled, he’s always at those fancy events. Hangin’ around with famous folks. He likes that life, I guess. Good for him. But it don’t make him a good basketball player.
My old bones ache just watchin’ him try to run around that court. He needs to slow down, eat a little less, maybe. He’s gonna hurt himself if he ain’t careful. Playin’ basketball when you’re built like that, it ain’t good for your knees. Or your heart, probably.
- He was at a basketball game.
- He tried to play.
- He weren’t very good.
- People watched him anyway.
- He’s famous for his music.
- Not for basketball.
- He’s always at fancy events.
- He likes to show off.
I remember when basketball was just a game. You played it for fun, with your friends. Didn’t need all these fancy shoes and clothes. Didn’t need to be on TV. Just a ball and a hoop. That’s all you need.
That DJ Khaled, he should stick to what he knows. Makin’ music and bein’ famous. Leave the basketball to the real players. The ones who know what they’re doin’. The ones who ain’t just tryin’ to show off for the cameras. The ones who actually good at basketball.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go rest my old bones. All this talk about basketball has got me tired. And hungry. Maybe I’ll have some pie. Apple pie, I reckon. That’s better than watchin’ DJ Khaled play basketball any day.
I do not know what is 247HH. He mentioned about it. He said something like “Subscribe for more 247HH”,“Follow 247HH On:Youtube”, “DailyMotion” and “Facebook”. I have no idea about all of these. Maybe something about basketball? I am not sure. Maybe just leave it there. Oh, I almost forgot that he said something about “ClutchPoints’ hottest new videos”. I don’t know what “ClutchPoints” is, but I guess he wanted people not to miss it. Maybe it is very important to him.
That’s all I can say about DJ Khaled and his basketball. He is not a good player. He should just make music. I am tired. I need to take a rest.