Alright, alright, let’s gab about them… uh… women’s nude sport things. Don’t get your panties in a twist, it ain’t what you think… probably. We’re gonna talk about them sporty clothes, or lack thereof, and them shoes, yeah, the shoes are important, even if you ain’t got nothin’ else on, ha!
So, you know, them gals, them athletes, they runnin’ and jumpin’ and doin’ all sorts of things. ESPN, yeah, that TV thing, they showed some gals, strong ones, without their clothes on. “Every body has a story,” they said. Well, my body’s story is that it’s tired! But them gals, they looked strong, you know? Not like me after a day of chasing chickens.
Now, talkin’ ’bout runnin’, my old man used to say, “Gotta have good shoes, woman!” He wasn’t talkin’ ’bout no fancy womens nude sport shoes though, just good strong ones. But these days, they got all sorts of contraptions for your feet. They say forty million folks got fitted for shoes, special ones! Took ’em three minutes, they say. “Fit Finder” they call it. Sounds like somethin’ outta a sci-fi movie. They got machines now that tell you what size to wear! Back in my day, you just tried ’em on, and if they didn’t pinch too much, you bought ’em.
- Shoes for runnin’
- Shoes for jumpin’
- Shoes for just standin’ around, lookin’ pretty, I guess
This here “Fit Finder,” it’s like a brainy thing, uses numbers and stuff to find your shoe size. They got ’em for them clothes too. You know, them tight-fittin’ pants and shirts them gals wear when they’re exercisin’. I seen some ads, them bras, they call ’em “high impact.” Guess that means they hold the girls in place when you’re jumpin’ around. One was called Cathalem Womens Sports Bras. Sounded fancy. Had “padding” and all. We just used whatever we had, let me tell ya.
Then there’s all them workouts. They got workouts for everything now. You want a short workout? A long workout? You want to use weights? No weights? They got a tool for that! You just punch in what you want, and it spits out a workout for ya. “Exclusive workout tool,” they call it. Back in my day, workin’ the farm was the workout! No need for no fancy tools.
And speaking of them womens nude sport things again… some folks like looking at pictures of women. You know what I’m talkin’ about. They like them… behinds. And everything else, too, I guess. One fella, he was sayin’ he loves them, wants to see pictures and all. Well, to each their own, I say. But for me, I’m more interested in them shoes, to be honest. Can’t run after them grandkids in bare feet now, can ya?
So, you see, this whole womens nude sport thing, it’s got a lot goin’ on. It ain’t just about what you ain’t wearin’, it’s about them shoes, them clothes, them workouts. It’s about bein’ strong and healthy, I guess. And findin’ shoes that fit, thanks to that brainy “Fit Finder” thing. And if some folks wanna look at pictures while they’re at it, well, that’s their business.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go chase them chickens. They’re faster than you think, and I need good shoes for that, let me tell you! Maybe I should try that “Fit Finder” thing… Nah, probably just stick to my old boots. They work just fine.
So there you have it. That’s my take on this womens nude sport stuff. Hope it made some sense. Now go on, get outta here, ya hear?