Alright, let’s jaw about this Japanese NFL thing, you know? I heard some folks talkin’ ‘bout it down at the market, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even though I don’t know much about this fancy football stuff.

Now, they say there ain’t many Japanese players in the NFL. I reckon that’s true. I mean, I watch the TV sometimes, and I mostly see them big, tall fellas, you know, the ones that look like they could eat a whole watermelon in one bite. Ain’t seen too many fellas lookin’ like my neighbor Mr. Tanaka out there on the field.
But then again, the world’s a big place, ain’t it? And folks from all over are movin’ around and doin’ different things. So, it wouldn’t surprise me none if there was a few Japanese fellas playin’ this here football. I heard tell there’s even some fellas from China and them other places over there. Good for them, I say. If they wanna run around and knock each other down, that’s their business.
- Asian Players in NFL: See, they call ‘em “Asian players,” not just Japanese. That means fellas from all over Asia, I guess. China, Japan, maybe even them Korea fellas. It’s like callin’ us all “Americans,” even though some of us are from up north and some from down south.
- Japanese Football Players: Now, if you wanna talk just about the Japanese fellas, well, there ain’t a whole heap of ‘em, that’s for sure. Some folks said there’s only been, like, 12 ever. Twelve! That ain’t a lot, is it? Heck, I got more chickens than that in my coop!
- NFL Diversity: But I reckon that’s why folks are talkin’ ‘bout it. They want more fellas from all over playin’ in this NFL thing. Make it more… what’s that word… diverse? Yeah, that’s it. Like a garden with all sorts of flowers, not just them plain ol’ daisies.
I remember hearin’ ‘bout this one fella, Yoshi somethin’ or other. They said he was the only Asian American receiver on a team right now. A receiver, huh? That means he catches the ball, I guess. Like catchin’ eggs when them hens get spooked. It ain’t easy, let me tell you.
And then there was this other fella, Ed Wang. Now, I don’t rightly know if he was Japanese or what, but they said he played too. See, it ain’t just about where you come from, it’s about how well you play. If you can run fast and catch that ball and not get knocked down too much, then I reckon you can play in the NFL, no matter if you’re from Japan or Jackson Hole.
This whole thing ‘bout Japanese NFL players, it’s kinda like plantin’ a new seed, you know? You gotta water it, give it some sun, and hope it grows. Maybe right now there ain’t a lot of Japanese fellas playin’ football, but who knows what the future holds? Maybe someday there’ll be a whole team of ‘em, runnin’ around like them big fellas I see on TV.
And you know what? That wouldn’t be so bad. It’s good to see folks from all over doin’ different things. Makes the world a little more interestin’, don’t you think? Besides, if them Japanese fellas can build them cars and them fancy TVs, I reckon they can learn to play a little football too. Heck, maybe they’ll even teach them big fellas a thing or two!
So that’s what I think ‘bout this Japanese NFL thing. It ain’t a big deal right now, but maybe someday it will be. And even if it ain’t, well, it’s still somethin’ to jaw about down at the market, ain’t it? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re startin’ to get restless.
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