Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this… this Kermit the Frog fella, the one they say is a football player now. I ain’t never seen a frog play football, but these young folks, they come up with all sorts of crazy things these days. Heard tell this Kermit, he’s got somethin’ to do with that fella, Patrick Mahomes. Now, Patrick, he’s a real football player, a good one too, from what I hear on the TV. Folks say he throws the ball real far, like a slingshot, ya know?
So, this Kermit thing, it all started with them Raiders folks. Them Raiders, they like to stir up trouble, always have. They got this Kermit puppet, dressed him up in a little jersey, even put a wig on him, and made fun of Patrick. Said he sounds like Kermit, the frog, ya know, when he talks. Can you believe it? A grown man, a football star, bein’ compared to a puppet frog! The world’s gone mad, I tell ya.
The Raiders, them troublemakers
Them Raiders, they did it durin’ training camp. You know, that’s when they practice and get ready for the games. They had some folks watchin’, and one of them brought this Kermit puppet. And then, wham! It’s all over the internet, they say. These young folks and their phones, always takin’ pictures and videos. I tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have none of that. We just played the game, no fussin’ around with puppets.
- Raiders got a Kermit puppet.
- Dressed it like Patrick Mahomes.
- Made fun of Patrick’s voice.
Now, Patrick, he ain’t one to let things slide. He heard about it, and he said somethin’ like, “It’ll get handled when it gets handled.” That’s what the young folks tell me, anyway. Sounds like he’s gonna do somethin’ about it, maybe on the football field, ya know? Show them Raiders who’s boss.
Patrick Mahomes, he ain’t happy
I reckon Patrick, he’s a serious fella when it comes to football. He don’t take kindly to bein’ made fun of, especially not with a frog puppet. It’s kinda disrespectful, ya know? Like, imagine workin’ hard all your life, becomin’ a star, and then some folks make you look like a silly frog. I wouldn’t like it none either.
This whole thing, it just goes to show ya how things are different these days. Back when I was young, football was football. Now, it’s all about puppets and jokes and the internet. It’s hard to keep up sometimes. But one thing’s for sure, Patrick Mahomes, he’s a good football player, and them Raiders, well, they just like to cause a ruckus.
And this Kermit the Frog, he’s just caught in the middle of it all. A poor little puppet, gettin’ dragged into the world of football. Makes ya wonder what’s next, huh? Maybe they’ll have a whole team of puppets playin’ against each other. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? A frog quarterback, a pig linebacker, a bear coach… The world’s a strange place, I tell ya, a real strange place.
Football, puppets, and the internet
So, that’s the story as I heard it. The Raiders and their Kermit puppet, Patrick Mahomes and his anger, and the whole world watchin’ it all unfold. It’s a lot of fuss over a little frog, if you ask me. But that’s the way things are these days. Always somethin’ goin’ on, always somethin’ to talk about. And as for this Kermit bein’ a football player, well, I’ll believe it when I see it with my own two eyes. Until then, I reckon he’s just a puppet, and Patrick Mahomes is still the one throwin’ those footballs real far, like a slingshot.
Tags: [Kermit the Frog, Patrick Mahomes, Las Vegas Raiders, NFL, Football, Puppet, Training Camp, Controversy]