Alright, folks, let’s dive into the messy, glorious world of fantasy football draft lists. I’ve been doing this for years, and every year, it’s a beautiful disaster. So, I figured I’d walk you through my process – maybe you’ll pick up a tip or two, or at least have a good laugh at my expense.

Getting Started: The Blank Canvas of Doom
First things first, I cleared off my desk. Literally. Papers, bills, that half-eaten bag of chips from last week – gone. You need a clean workspace for this kind of operation. Then, I grabbed a fresh notebook – gotta have that new notebook smell, you know? And of course, a couple of pens, because one always runs out of ink at the worst possible moment.
The Research Rabbit Hole
Next up, the research phase. This is where things get… intense. I opened up my laptop and started hitting up all the usual suspects. I mean all of them. I’m talking expert rankings, player projections, injury reports – you name it, I was looking at it. I even dug into some obscure blogs, just in case some random dude in his basement had the secret sauce.
- Started with the big names. Looked for the obvious top picks.
- Checked injury reports. No point drafting someone who’s already on the injured list.
- Looked at player projections. I was looking to see what the “experts” predicted for the season.
Building the Beast: My First Draft List
After hours (and I mean hours) of research, I started jotting down names. I started with a rough ranking, just getting the top guys down on paper. I didn’t worry too much about the exact order at this point; I just wanted to get a feel for the landscape.
Then, I started organizing by position. Quarterbacks, running backs, wide receivers, tight ends, kickers, defenses – everyone got their own section. This is where the color-coding came in. Each position got its own color, because, why not? Makes it look pretty, at least.
The Revisions: Oh, the Revisions!
Now, the real fun began. I started revising. And revising. And revising some more. I moved guys up and down the list based on new information, gut feelings, and probably the alignment of the planets. I crossed out names, added new ones, and basically made a beautiful mess of my notebook.
I even created a “sleepers” list – those guys who nobody’s really talking about, but who I think might have a breakout year. This is where I like to take some risks. Sometimes it pays off, sometimes it blows up in my face. It’s all part of the fun.
The Final Product (For Now)
After all that, I finally had something that resembled a draft list. It’s not perfect, and it’ll probably change a dozen more times before draft day, but it’s a starting point. It’s a roadmap to (hopefully) fantasy football glory. Or, at the very least, a good excuse to yell at the TV on Sundays.
So, there you have it – my messy, chaotic, but ultimately satisfying process for creating a fantasy football draft list. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some more revising to do…