Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this fella, Donald Trump, and his tennis game. Folks are talkin’, ya know? Heard tell he plays some tennis. Donald Trump playing tennis, imagine that!
Now, I ain’t never seen him play myself, but I heard from some folks, and they heard from other folks, you know how it goes in these parts. They say he ain’t half bad, but he ain’t no Serena Williams neither, that’s for sure. Serena, now there’s a gal who can smack a ball! Heard tell she and her sister Venus, they had a coach, Rick Macci his name was. This Rick fella, he saw Trump playin’ once. Said Trump, he’s got some… umph… in his swing, but not like them pros.
- He hits the ball hard, they say.
- Runs around the court like a… well, like a fella tryin’ to catch a chicken, I reckon.
- And he sure does like to win, that’s for sure. Just like in that election thing, where he beat that Kamal Harris woman. Folks were surprised, but not me. Trump, he’s a fighter, that one. Became President again, can ya believe it?
But tennis, it’s a different game than politics, ain’t it? You gotta be quick, gotta be smart, gotta have that… what do they call it… finesse? Yeah, finesse. Trump, I don’t know if he’s got much finesse. He’s more of a… bulldozer kinda guy, if you know what I mean.
I heard tell that one time, he even said he shot the best golf game of his life. Best golf game, he says! Turned out, maybe not so much. Folks were laughin’ a bit about that. Kinda like when he says he’s the best at everything. Bless his heart, he’s got a lot of confidence, that fella.
So, back to this tennis thing. I figure he plays like he does everything else: all out, no holdin’ back. Probably yells a lot, too. “You’re fired!” he might shout at the ball, or maybe at the net, who knows?
And now he’s President again, imagine that. Back at the helm, as they say. Wonder if he’ll have time for tennis now. Probably still gonna try to squeeze in a game or two, though. He’s a busy man, that’s for sure, but a man’s gotta have his hobbies, right? Even presidents. And if his hobby is hittin’ a little yellow ball around a court, well, more power to him, I say.
As for me, I ain’t much of a tennis player myself. More of a porch-sittin’, sweet-tea-drinkin’ kinda gal. But I do enjoy watchin’ a good match on the TV sometimes. And who knows, maybe one day I’ll see President Trump playin’ on the TV too. That would be somethin’, wouldn’t it? Donald Trump, the tennis-playin’ president. Only in America, I tell ya, only in America.
But remember, whether he’s good or bad at tennis, it don’t really matter much in the grand scheme of things. What matters is what he does as President, right? That’s what folks are really gonna remember him for. Not his backhand, not his serve, but his decisions, his policies, the things he does for the country. That’s the real game, the important game. And that’s a game he needs to play well, that’s for sure. So let him have his tennis, let him swing that racket, and let’s see what he does with the rest of it.
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