Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this… uh… Bailey Nicole NFL thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks talk about.
So, this fella, Jake Bailey, plays football, I reckon. Kicks the ball real far, they say. He’s one of them “punters” for the Miami Dolphins. Don’t ask me what a Dolphin is doin’ on a football field, probably just a silly name them rich fellas came up with. Anyways, Jake, he’s good at his job, kickin’ and all. They say he’s even one of the best. Good for him, I guess. Probably makes a heap of money doin’ it.
Now, this Jake fella, he went and got himself hitched, or about to be hitched, to a gal named Bailey too. Bailey Nicole, they call her. Imagine that, two Baileys! Must be confusin’ sometimes, like callin’ out for supper and two folks comin’ runnin’.
- This Bailey gal, she used to be one of them cheerleader gals for another football team, the Patriots. You know, the ones that jump around and shake them pom-poms. Pretty little thing, I seen her picture. Always smilin’, just like them toothpaste ads.
- Seems like Jake and Bailey, they’re head over heels for each other. Always postin’ pictures and stuff on that… uh… “Insta-gram” thing the young’uns are always glued to. Lovey-dovey stuff, you know? Makes an old lady like me chuckle a bit. Reminds me of when me and the old man was courtin’. Simpler times, though. No fancy phones or picture-takin’ back then.
They say when Jake and Bailey get married, she’ll be Bailey Bailey somethin’. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Poor thing will probably have to get a whole new set of towels with her new name on ’em. Weddings these days, they’re somethin’ else. Big fancy dresses, flowers everywhere, and enough food to feed the whole county. Back in my day, we just had a preacher, a cake, and a whole lotta love. Guess things change, huh?
Jake, he don’t just punt, you see. He also kicks them balls off at the start of the game, I think. Works hard, that boy does. Earns his keep, that’s for sure. I hear they say he’s one of the top of the line punters in the NFL. Folks are sayin’ this season that’s he’s been doing real good at his job. Well, I sure as heck hope so, makes me proud knowing some younguns’ are doing their best these days.
This whole Bailey Nicole NFL thing, it’s just a love story, I reckon. Boy meets girl, boy kicks footballs, girl shakes pom-poms, they fall in love, and they get hitched. Happens all the time, even in the fancy football world. Love is love, no matter how you slice it. Just like bakin’ a cake. Gotta have the right ingredients and a whole lotta patience. And seems to me that Jake and Bailey, they got them ingredients and a big heapin’ spoonful of love.
I don’t really follow this football stuff, you know? Too much runnin’ and yellin’ for my taste. I prefer a good sit on the porch with a glass of sweet tea and watchin’ the birds. But this story, it’s kinda sweet, even for an old gal like me. Makes you think about young love and all that mushy stuff. And it’s always nice to see folks happy, even if they got silly names and do strange things like kickin’ balls for a livin’.
Jake Bailey announced that he’s with Bailey Nicole on Instagram. They had a bunch of pictures of them together. These days folks got to be doin’ everythin’ on the internet for people to see. Can’t keep nothin’ to themselves these days, always got to show off to the world what’s goin’ on in their lives. Good for them, though. They seem real happy.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this Bailey Nicole NFL hullabaloo. Not much, I know, but it’s all this old lady’s got to say. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits. Don’t want ’em burnin’ while I’m gabbing about football and lovebirds.