Alright, listen up, y’all. Week 7 of this fantasy football thing, eh? It’s gettin’ serious now. Time to figure out who’s gonna win you some bragging rights and who’s gonna make you wanna throw your phone at the wall. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen enough games to know a thing or two. So, let’s talk about who you should start and who you should sit, alright?
First off, them quarterbacks. You know, the fellas who throw the ball. Some of ‘em are good, some of ‘em are… well, let’s just say they ain’t so good. If you got one of them top guys, like, you know, the ones everyone’s always yappin’ about, you gotta start ‘em. No brainer there. But what about them other fellas? The ones that make you scratch your head and say, “Hmm, should I, or shouldn’t I?”
That’s where it gets tricky. You gotta look at who they’re playin’ against. If they’re up against a team that can’t stop a grandma from scoring, well, then you got yourself a good bet. But if they’re facin’ a bunch of monsters who eat quarterbacks for breakfast, you might wanna think twice. It’s all about the matchups, see? It ain’t rocket science, but you gotta pay attention.
Now, let’s talk about them runnin’ backs, the fellas who carry the ball. These guys, they’re like workhorses. They pound the ground and try to get them yards. You want a guy who’s gonna get the ball a lot, you know? Volume, they call it. The more carries, the more chances to score. And touchdowns, that’s what wins you games. So, look for them fellas who are gonna get the rock, even if they ain’t the flashiest.
- Start ‘em: Them fellas who are gonna get the ball a lot, even if they ain’t the flashiest. Like that fella, Bucky Irving, playing against the Panthers. They say he’s a good bet this week.
- Sit ‘em: Them fellas who are playin’ against tough defenses, the ones who ain’t gonna let ‘em run nowhere. You know, the ones who gonna make them runners cry like babies.
Then you got them wide receivers, the fast fellas who catch the ball. They’re like them fancy racehorses, always runnin’ around, tryin’ to get open. You want guys who can catch the ball, obviously, but you also want guys who are gonna get targeted a lot. That means the quarterback trusts ‘em, see? And trust is a big deal in this game, just like in life.
And don’t forget them tight ends, them fellas who are kinda like a mix between a receiver and a blocker. They ain’t always pretty, but they can be real useful. Some of ‘em are good at catchin’ the ball, some of ‘em are good at blockin’, and some of ‘em are good at both. You want a guy who can do a bit of everything, you know? A jack-of-all-trades, they call ‘em. Especially in that PPR thing, them catches matter a lot.
Now, let’s talk about them kickers. Yeah, the fellas who kick the ball through them yellow posts. They ain’t exciting, but they can win you games, too. You want a guy who’s accurate, you know? Someone who ain’t gonna miss when it counts. They say them fellas from Houston, Kansas City, and Detroit are pretty good this week. So, if you got one of them, you’re probably in good shape. But that Younghoe Koo fella, he’s supposed to be good too, so keep an eye on him.
This week, some teams got a bye, which means they ain’t playin’. Like them Cowboys and them Bears. So, if you got players from them teams, you gotta sit ‘em. Can’t play if they ain’t on the field, right? Makes sense, even to an old lady like me.
And one more thing, beware of them “landmines.” Them players that look good on paper but end up doin’ nothin’. They’ll blow up your whole lineup if you ain’t careful. You gotta do your homework, read them articles, and listen to them experts. Even then, it’s still a gamble, but at least you’re makin’ an educated guess.
So there you have it, my two cents on who to start and who to sit in week 7. Remember, it ain’t an exact science. Sometimes you’ll be right, sometimes you’ll be wrong. That’s just the way it goes. But if you pay attention, do your research, and trust your gut, you’ll have a good chance of comin’ out on top. Good luck, y’all. And don’t forget to have fun. It’s just a game, after all.
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