Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Jeffree Star fella and his “NFL boo.” I ain’t got no fancy book learnin’, but I know what I see on that there internet thingy my grandkid showed me. This whole thing’s a real head-scratcher, ya know?
So, this Jeffree fella, he’s all famous for makin’ up his face and sellin’ that makeup stuff. Don’t ask me why, folks buy it, I guess. Anyways, he starts yappin’ about havin’ some new fella, a “boo” they call it these days, and this boo plays football, like them fellas on the TV, the NFL kind. Jeffree Star NFL boo, that’s what everyone’s searchin’, my grandkid says. Folks are nosey, I tell ya.
First off, he’s bein’ all secretive, like he’s got a prize-winning pumpkin hidden in the shed. He ain’t sayin’ who this fella is, just droppin’ hints like breadcrumbs for the chickens. “He’s tall,” he says. “He’s got muscles,” he says. Well, heck, that could be half the fellas in the whole darn country! My grandkid says that’s called buildin’ suspense, makes folks wanna know more. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’ if you ask me.
Then, the internet folks, they start guessin’. They’re throwin’ out names left and right, like they’re tossin’ hay bales. This fella, that fella, everyone’s got an idea. My grandkid showed me some videos, even the Daily Mail was talkin’ about it! Said somethin’ about “Jeffree Star’s new ‘NFL boo’“. See? Everyone’s jumpin’ on this bandwagon. It’s like when a cow gets loose, everyone in town’s gotta chase after it.
- First, nobody knows who it is.
- Then everyone’s guessin’.
- Finally, the truth comes out.
And then, bam! Jeffree, he finally spills the beans. Turns out, this “NFL boo” is some fella named Taylor Lewan. Never heard of him myself, but my grandkid says he used to play for the Titans, whatever that is. Some kinda football team, I reckon. So much for the big secret, huh? All that fuss for a fella named Taylor. It’s like hidin’ a regular ol’ potato and then makin’ a big deal out of revealin’ it.
But here’s the thing that gets me. Why all the hoopla? Why make such a big deal outta havin’ a boyfriend? Back in my day, you liked someone, you just liked ’em. You didn’t go shoutin’ it from the rooftops, or the internet, or whatever they call it these days. This whole NFL boo identity revealed thing, it’s just plain silly. Seems like folks these days just wanna make a fuss outta nothin’. Like makin’ a big party outta milkin’ the cow.
My grandkid says it’s all ’bout gettin’ attention. Says Jeffree, he knows how to get folks talkin’. And I guess it works, what with me sittin’ here and ramblin’ on about it, even though I don’t know a football from a turnip. It’s all just a way to sell more makeup, my grandkid says. Jeffree Star dating NFL player, that’s the headline, he says. Makes folks click and look and buy. Well, I ain’t buyin’ nothin’, but I’m talkin’, ain’t I?
So, that’s the story of Jeffree Star and his NFL boo, as far as I can figure it. A whole lotta nothin’, if you ask me, but it kept folks busy for a while. And I guess that’s somethin’, even if it ain’t nothin’ worth talkin’ about at the supper table. Just remember, folks are always tryin’ to sell ya somethin’, even if it’s just a story about a fella and his boo. It’s like when the salesman comes to town, tryin’ to sell you somethin’ you don’t need.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They ain’t interested in no NFL boos, just good ol’ corn.
Tags: [Jeffree Star, NFL, Taylor Lewan, Boo, NFL Boo, Celebrity, Dating, Identity Revealed, Social Media]