Alright, let’s talk about them tennis fellas with the long hair, you know? Them boys on the TV, whacking that little yellow ball. Some of ’em got hair like my prize-winning rooster, all long and flowing.
Now, I don’t know much about tennis, but I do know a thing or two about hair. My grandma always said, “A woman’s hair is her glory,” but I guess these fellas think it’s their glory too. And why not? It sure does make ’em stand out from the crowd, you know? Like that fella… what’s his name… Dustin Brown, they call him “Dreddy.” He’s got them long dreadlocks, swinging all over the place when he runs. Looks like a wild man, but he sure can hit that ball.
Tennis and Hair: A Funny Thing
They say in tennis, “long” means the ball’s gone out. But when it comes to hair, “long” means you’re in, you’re noticeable. It’s funny how that works. These tennis boys, they seem to know it too. Some of ’em got curls, some got straight hair, some even got them braids like my niece wears. It’s a whole show out there, not just the tennis, but the hair too.
- Long hair, short hair, it don’t matter much to me.
- But it sure is fun to watch them fellas with their hair flying all over the place.
- Makes ’em look like they’re working real hard, even if they ain’t.
I remember back in the day, there was this fella, Agassi. Oh, he was a fancy one. Always changing his hair, like a chameleon changing colors. One day he’d have long hair, the next day short, sometimes even bald! He treated that tennis court like it was some kind of fashion show, my daughter used to say. But he was a good player, that Agassi. Won a lot of them big matches. Folks were always talking about him, his hair, and how well he played.
More Than Just a Game
It ain’t just about hitting the ball, see? It’s about putting on a show. And these fellas with the long hair, they know how to put on a show. They got that wild look, that energy. Makes you wanna watch, even if you don’t know a thing about tennis. Like that John McEnroe fella, with his curly hair. He was a wild one too, always arguing with the refs. But he was fun to watch, and that hair of his just added to the whole spectacle.
Hair Troubles and Comebacks
Now, having all that hair ain’t always easy. I heard tell of Dustin Brown having some back problems. Something about a disc and the fluid leaking. Sounded painful, like when my old mule kicked me in the back. He had to take time off, couldn’t play much. But he came back, that’s the thing. These tennis fellas, they’re tough. They got grit. They don’t let nothing stop ’em, not even a bad back or a bad hair day.
And speaking of hair troubles, I saw this thing about keeping long hair neat on the court. Something about sleek styles for them fellas with extra long hair. I guess it makes sense, you don’t want your hair getting in your eyes when you’re trying to hit that little ball. But still, it’s a lot of work, all that primping and preening. More work than milking my cows, I tell ya.
The Hair Makes the Player
So, yeah, them tennis players with the long hair. They’re a special breed. They got the skill, they got the energy, and they got the hair. And somehow, it all comes together to make ’em stand out. They’re not just athletes; they’re entertainers. And that’s what makes tennis so fun to watch, even for an old woman like me who don’t know a lick about the game.
It’s the whole package, you see? The plays, the hair, the personality. They all mix together like ingredients in a good stew. And when you got a fella with long hair out there, it just adds a little extra spice to the mix. Makes things more interesting, more memorable.
So next time you’re watching tennis, pay attention to the hair. It might just tell you a little something about the player. And who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the fella with the wildest, longest hair of them all.
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